"what would you do if your boyfriend cheated on you?"
When ur beating ur meat and u hear ur name being called
I’m going through all my asks and omg so many people deactivated and I stopped talking to so many people I’m feelign so many things
"that must be the uvula"
"oh, so its a girl house”
[switches to android]
me getting onto tumblr in the morning
the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing
when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store
why the fuck would this be my reaction
You must not have a best friend
You see these arms? *flexes* wii sports resort
when people ask you personal questions
“why doesnt this have more notes??” idk probably bc its a shitty post