sswishswishstab:

loveandchloroform:

Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?

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I went to bed at eight last night and now it’s nine wow thirteen hours of sleep

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maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

treecko:

violetchi:

69? I thought seven ate nine??//

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69? I thought seven ate nine??//

mecha-bun:

id rather be vain than learn to hate myself again

Person A: Makes a typo
Person A: Repeats the word with the typo corrected
Person B: Says the word with the original typo
Person A: Shut up

chiehiro-moved:

one thing i hate is when parents refuse to let their kid(s) dye their hair

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who’s fucking hair is it??????? is iT THE FAMILY HAIR?????????

mathsturbation:

were u not hugged as a child

I thought nothing could ruin my day but then people opened their mouths

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