panicatthedanetrain:

"what would you do if your boyfriend cheated on you?"

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supamuthafuckinvillain:

When ur beating ur meat and u hear ur name being called

I’m going through all my asks and omg so many people deactivated and I stopped talking to so many people I’m feelign so many things

l-laymitch:

"that must be the uvula"

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"oh, so its a girl house”

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Poem I wrote for you: Viollets are blue... Roses are red... Let me touch your butt.
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giannigaga:

[switches to android]

berrodtherapscallion:

me getting onto tumblr in the morning

I just want nice things and money

doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

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why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

catnus:

You see these arms? *flexes* wii sports resort 

bagmilk:

when people ask you personal questions

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55mph:

“why doesnt this have more notes??” idk probably bc its a shitty post

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